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    <title>Web 2.0 announcer feed for Would</title>
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    <pubDate>Mon, 11 Jun 2007 09:31:00 GMT</pubDate><item>
	<title>Scientific Journal Releases List of Top 100 Compounds</title>
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    THE ONION RADIO NEWS: With Doyle Redland reporting - The Atlantic Journal of Computational Chemistry released its ranking of the Top 100 Compounds of the Year today, with H2O, or common water, topping a list which included Hydrogen Chloride, Potassium and Iron Oxide.
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    <pubDate>Mon, 11 Jun 2007 09:31:00 GMT</pubDate>
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	<title>Cheney On &#039;This Old House&#039;: Will Build Undisclosed Location</title>
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    <author>unknown@Netscape.com</author>
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    Dick Cheney&#039;s office announced that the Vice President has completed filming a segment for This Old House in which he demonstrates for homeowners how to build an undisclosed location all their own.
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    <pubDate>Wed, 06 Jun 2007 10:47:00 GMT</pubDate>
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	<title>Cheney On &#039;This Old House&#039;: Will Build Undisclosed Location</title>
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    <author>unknown@Netscape.com</author>
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    Dick Cheney&#039;s office announced that the Vice President has completed filming a segment for This Old House in which he demonstrates for homeowners how to build an undisclosed location all their own.
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    <pubDate>Wed, 06 Jun 2007 10:47:00 GMT</pubDate>
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	<title>Cheney On &#039;This Old House&#039;: Will Build Undisclosed Location</title>
    <link>http://web2announcer.com/go/2031272</link>
    <author>unknown@Netscape.com</author>
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    Dick Cheney&#039;s office announced that the Vice President has completed filming a segment for This Old House in which he demonstrates for homeowners how to build an undisclosed location all their own.
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    <pubDate>Wed, 06 Jun 2007 10:47:00 GMT</pubDate>
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	<title>Mega Robot Returns!</title>
    <link>http://web2announcer.com/go/1702639</link>
    <author>unknown@Netscape.com</author>
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    The return of Mega Robot was terrifying, yet short.
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    <pubDate>Wed, 02 May 2007 13:42:51 GMT</pubDate>
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	<title>Low Morale: Hug Meh</title>
    <link>http://web2announcer.com/go/1439146</link>
    <author>unknown@Netscape.com</author>
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    When a micromanager swings by to hassle our office drone hero, there&#039;s only one escape. Too bad it involves a nasty little alien with a voracious appetite.
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    <pubDate>Sat, 14 Apr 2007 09:11:24 GMT</pubDate>
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	<title>We would have fought Iranians, says US</title>
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    A US military commander has questioned the bravery of his English counterparts, saying American sailors would have fought off the Iranians who captured 15 British naval personnel.

Speaking to The Independent daily, Lieutenant-Commander Erik Horner, second-in-command on the USS Underwood in the Gulf, said the British personnel had &quot;every rig
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    <pubDate>Mon, 26 Mar 2007 08:46:05 GMT</pubDate>
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	<title>Would Fed offer US banks rate relief?</title>
    <link>http://web2announcer.com/go/1115623</link>
    <author>unknown@Netscape.com</author>
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    NEW YORK (Reuters) - U.S. banks may get some long-awaited relief if investors are right that the next Federal Reserve interest-rate change will be down, not up.

Nine months after it ended a string of 17 rate rises, the central bank on Wednesday hinted that when it next changes rates it might loosen monetary policy, or at least investors focused
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    <pubDate>Thu, 22 Mar 2007 22:57:51 GMT</pubDate>
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	<title>What Would Happen if Cheney Quit?</title>
    <link>http://web2announcer.com/go/916491</link>
    <author>unknown@Netscape.com</author>
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    Dick Cheney &#039;s health problems and the perjury conviction of his former chief of staff touched off another round of a favorite Washington &quot;what if?&quot; parlor game: What would happen if he quit as President George W. Bush &#039;s vice president and who would replace him?
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    <pubDate>Fri, 09 Mar 2007 18:25:11 GMT</pubDate>
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	<title>Clinton Shaves Head In Support Of Britney Spears</title>
    <link>http://web2announcer.com/go/709365</link>
    <author>unknown@Netscape.com</author>
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    Florence, SC - Democratic presidential candidate Hillary Clinton today stunned supporters in South Carolina with a newly shaven head at campaign appearances in South Carolina. Clinton claimed that the new look was in support of pop star Britney Spears&#039; attempt at a brand-new makeover of her life and career.
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    <pubDate>Fri, 23 Feb 2007 09:04:20 GMT</pubDate>
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	<title>SATIRE: Texas Rings In New Clean Air Rules With Tire Fire</title>
    <link>http://web2announcer.com/go/540446</link>
    <author>unknown@Netscape.com</author>
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    Texas Governor Rick Perry hailed the passage of strengthened air quality controls for Texas with a rousing public celebration yesterday featuring a Texas-style bonfire made entirely of recycled tires. The Austin, Texas festivities, which created a toxic black cloud that was visible from as far away as Houston,
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    <pubDate>Sun, 11 Feb 2007 02:48:43 GMT</pubDate>
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